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Monday, August 08, 2005

Why people become suicide bombers...?

well... what else can this spam mail be advocating?

I apologise in advance for the poor taste of this message. I'll try and have a chocolate flavoured one next time... [seriously though, I don't like suicide bombers. I do not advocate people becoming suicide bombers. I am not mocking the senseless waste of human life, just the ideals that lead to the senseless waste of human life. At least, that's what I think I'm doing. um...]


Received.: 2005-08-07 01:22:42
Sender...: s_kibal[snip]@inbox.ru
Subject..: Impress your girl with prolonged hardness, plentiful explosions a


Yes! Become a suicide bomber - the most attractive career for all the ladies out there - why they'll be so impressed at your hardness as you walk into that crowded public place and blow yourself and hundreds of innocents to pieces that they'll do all sorts of things with you sexually in the bedroom afterwards. I'd tell you how to do it all if I hadn't already gone off mid-sentance...




P.S.
Sorry!!!!!
⬅️ We are tired of being individuals... A message for all the eggs out there... ➡️

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