Now what are they on about?
1) it is okay to sit in front of a giant lit candle, but you shouldn't put an empty chair in front of it.
2) You shouldn't put a smaller lit candle on a window [it might fall out]
3] You shouldn't use telekinesis to suspend a lit candle in front of children or dogs as it might freak them out.
4 Comments:
You should call that phone number on the label!
By
Anonymous, At
1:01 PM, August 08, 2005
I played that idea over in my head a number of times, but it always ended with the person on the other end of the phone saying "You're an idiot" so I decided against it...
By
M., At
8:16 PM, August 08, 2005
Like this one?
By
Bill P. Godfrey, At
11:59 PM, August 08, 2005
Not quite - that's a little ott :-) but I do like the laughter "ah ha ha-ha ha!"
By
M., At
10:13 AM, August 09, 2005