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Saturday, June 25, 2005

Can't beat this... ox.

If you've been enjoying Neil's writeups of spam emails, you may enjoy this site. "Poorly-drawn cartoons inspired by actual spam subject lines!"

My favourites...
Bert don't sleep yet
An Email From God!
hello, how can i not help you?
remember your teen years?
today is the day
its not even funny when you do that
On a lo-carb diet? Not anymore..
HOW TO MAKE MONEY WITH STOCKS
Some say it hurts, some like it
We called you 7 times
CRY FOR HELP
Can you realy put a price tag on your family
Who cares if it hurts
1-4 extra inches makes a massive difference
I know who is responsible for most of my troubles
do i masturbate too much
I sure wish you weren't so silly
whole choir stood there
your document is silly!

Also, take a look at this collection of re-enactments.
⬅️ Why shouldn't we give our woes chocolate eclairs? "Doctor, thy periphrastic circumlocutions are indeed divine!" ➡️

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