A look in the logs (March 2005)

Yet again, a peek into the server log file. Enjoy.

Just the "unusual" search engine queries this month.
Google

• baby vomit wmv
• how to get magical trevor mp3 for mobile
• keelie
• small minority wanted to ruin it for the rest of us
• bbc childrens tv 1980s greenfingers
• shiney on the inside
• incredibly stupid llama
• dream technology bill godfrey
• candle phobia
• I can't believe it's not yatta
• Drewmo phone number
• eeyore complex
• condom sizing
• Robert McCartney jpeg ira
• official banana protector
• dancing people flash animation
• I've been stupid

MSN search

• cancel hotmail plus
• getting out of bed pics
• google self esteem
• how to role a bandage
• i can love you the best pick me up at 3.00
• pictures of my nan
• LIPS JPEG
• chocolate concrete recipe
• funny phrases on drugs
• peeing cam
• people that want sex in swindon
• pop songs on toast
• topsy turvey
• two toe use holiday
• ave maria mp3
• breaking animated pics
• fat sad people
• funny baby songs
• good and funny catch phrases
• hunt sex photo
• i could be so good for you theme tune
• KEEPING A PERIOD PAIN DIARY
• mikey smell
• peeing teen
• picture of a cartoon cactus
• pictures of the inside of supermarkets
• pictures of vegetable pies
• resturant adverts
• strange people dreams
• tactile sculpture
• the style of ninjitsu
• theme tune of the bill
• topped by gay police
• why did humans start to talking
• WOOLWORTHS PORTABLE FRIDGE
• part man part troll
• redundancy at tv travel shop
• should we panic over bird flu
• wally world
• zombie car advert
• won't you come home bill bailey
• phallic symbol cake
• interesting things about bath uk

Yahoo

• subliminal messages in songs bob ricci
• children's tv is dog brain plant

AT&T

• bizare fetish sexual pornographic pictures

Metacrawler

• pumamanor

Alas, I had to classify all the "free asian sex web cam" stuff as "usual". Eeeek.

Here's the past month's top 10 asked for files. (Feburary's spot in brackets.)

• At 10(NE) with 390 hits is the back of some neighboring cottages to Red Gabels.
• At 9(NE) with 399 hits is the back garden of Reg Gables.
• At 8(NE) with 404 hits is the view from the Red Gables balcony.
• At 7(NE) with 409 hits is the front of Red Gables.
• At 6(7) with 429 hits is the still non-existant robots.txt file.
• At 5(NE) with 430 hits is is a copy of the banana guards advert.
• At 4(NE) with 510 hits is Thia's Trojan cow.
• At 3(1) with 778 hits is the new favicon.
• At 2(3) with 960 hits is the Atom XML feed.
• At 1(2) with 964 hits is the front page.

And finally, here's the the browsers you are all using. (Robots excluded.)

• 79% use Microsoft Internet Explorer.
• 18% use Mozilla Firefox.
• 2% Use Safari.
• 1% use Opera.

Wasn't that fun?