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Tuesday, January 11, 2005

Et Alia (Yes we are plural, and I think we might be neutral.)

Quick note to Bill. On a whim, and quite possibly an unwritten dare from dear old Neil, I changed the title. However, it is your diary. Feel free to:

a) change it back
b) kick my hiney
c) leave it as is
d) banish me from your kingdom and send me back to BBS-land
e) all or any combination of the above

(Thia genuflects with all the seriousness you've grown to expect from her.)


⬅️ Time Dilation... To post...perchance to sleep ➡️

2 Comments:

  • Al? Who is Al?

    (I get it. [applause] )

    By Blogger Bill P. Godfrey, At 1:52 AM, January 11, 2005

  • [In answer to Bill...]

    A man walks down the street
    He says why am I short of attention
    Got a short little span of attention
    And whoa my nights are so long
    Where’s my wife and family
    What if I die here
    Who’ll be my role-model
    Now that my role-model is
    Gone gone
    He ducked back down the alley
    With some roly-poly little bat-faced girl
    All along along
    There were incidents and accidents
    There were hints and allegations

    If you’ll be my bodyguard
    I can be your long lost pal
    I can call you Betty
    And Betty when you call me
    You can call me al
    Call me al

    [so, Bill, to summarise, you can call me Al... but only if I can call you Betty...]

    [lyrics, as you undoubtfully know, by Paul Simon]

    By Anonymous Anonymous, At 10:48 AM, January 11, 2005