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Sunday, November 13, 2005

Animated short of the week (Menya Zovut Schnur)

My name is Shnur, my name is Shnur.
I will come to you in your dreams, my friend.
With cripples and uglies and junkies, my friend.


Be warned, this one has lots of swearing... In Russian!

posted by Bill P. Godfrey at 11:02 AM

⬅️ That is a silly place to keep a birdhouse. Examiners should be more precise ➡️

6 Comments:

  • I wish I knew what it said! I need to learn Russian.

    By Blogger Rori, At 2:15 AM, November 14, 2005

  • Fuck, fuck!
    Fuck, fuck!
    Fuck, fuck!
    Fuck, fuck!

    We have too many kings and too many fools.
    Everyone yells "Not Dead", I say "Fuck Off".
    Mumij can’t be understood – is he a fool, is he a king?
    No easy role that Mumij's got!
    "Bi" isn't two, "Bi" is zero.
    "Chaif" is no fun, it is oh so painful.
    A strange city is Leningrad
    Was the cultural capital, and now only obscene.

    Chorus:
    They call me Shnur, they call me Shnur.
    I will come to you in your dreams, my friend.
    With cripples, and uglies,
    With junkies, my friend.

    (Repeat chorus.)

    DDT – that used to be pesticide.
    It's been stinking for so long that my nose hurts.
    Aquarium is the place with snakes and reptiles,
    Everyone is afraid to watch – and these are only too happy.
    Oh! Someone’s heart has stopped again...
    New people? Don't they have enough old ones?
    It’s really hard to be a small horse.
    I didn’t try it, but they say its possible.

    (Repeat chorus.)

    The time machine is stuck in its time,
    And they can’t rid of that burden.
    "Dances Minus" or "Dances Plus"
    I like neither whiners nor blues.
    Rap used to be total fuck,
    But now I start the job here.
    The song is over, soon is the finish,
    When I shove it up – No fucking way you’ll get it out!

    (Repeat chorus.)

    (Bi 2, Chaif, DDT, Aquarium and Dances Minus are Russian rock/pop groups.)

    Now you know how to swear in Russian. Enjoy.

    By Blogger Bill P. Godfrey, At 9:06 PM, November 14, 2005

  • "It’s really hard to be a small horse. I didn’t try it, but they say its possible."

    I bet you made that up.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, At 2:10 PM, November 17, 2005

  • the word in the intro, "khuy" means "dick".

    "Yebat" is fuck, if you're interested.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, At 12:48 PM, April 09, 2006

  • oh. And in the end, the word "pizda" is clearly discernible. This is both in Romanian and Russian, and means... well... "vagina" in a vulgar way.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, At 12:49 PM, April 09, 2006

  • PPS. I'd really like to see a transliteration of the lyrics...

    Does anybody know any?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, At 12:50 PM, April 09, 2006