Spam... with a secret message

fourteens dislike dogged skills goodness
Do you want to be noticed and desired by women? cleverly meets happier balky glasses
Yes / No about artifice pithes century sensual
calories satisfied unslotted fibbing swept
thank swearer creaking separates suffocated
abducted await converged flora ancients











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See, it looks like normal "spam..." but wait. There is a hidden message.

"fourteens dislike dogged skills goodness
cleverly meets happier balky glasses
about artifice pithes century sensual
calories satisfied unslotted fibbing swept
thank swearer creaking separates suffocated
abducted await converged flora ancients
[11 blank lines]
for rmv useth1sl1nk viewable flowchart cerebellum enemas onions workingman patronized kimono Mensch leashes"

Reading through this a couple of times, I feel I can translate this into something meaningful.
"There is a secret organisation 'the fourteen' who are skillful evildoers,
they have been going around the country and kidnapping scientists.
They have been hiding us in 'Ann Summers' stores in an ancient well in the basement.
We are fed well providing we do as we're requested and don't lie.
One of us tried to rebel but they strangled him and threw him in the lake.
We are going to escape and hide in a tropical rainforest
[there are 11 of us]
find us using all terrain vehicles, look at mind-maps and follow our trail of excrement. We are sad, we're just simple workingmen who happen to like asian S&M"

shh... this is just between you and me, understand?