I was born at a very early age. I later grew up, got married, and built this website.
I am English. So English I occasionally say things like “Pip pip”, “Jolly good show” and “Cheerio” in a Bertie Wooster like voice.
I’m a software engineer by trade, which I write about on my Hackensplat.com website. Let’s just say I’m very good. (Hey, no-one else is going to toot my horn for me.) I also get irrationally angry about stuff. I’m working on a new website CrankyBill.com but it isn’t ready yet.
Most Thursday evenings, you’ll find me at The Sunset Lounge, a weekly open-mic music event in Newport Pagnell (near Milton Keynes) where very talented people come to perform. I built their website.
I proudly support the UK’s continued membership of the European Union. I would cheerfully join the Euro, the Schengen area and the Metric system. (If you’ll excuse me, I’ll be humming Ode to Joy in the corner.)
I plan to add a little game or something fun to this site, but for now its just a bunch of links. Sort of a business card if you will.
I need to work on this section.