Bill P. Godfrey et al

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Pope Benadict 16 - Secret Agent on DVD

Now I'm a published actor, I'm on IMDB!

Oh wait, that's someone else.

Saturday, April 14, 2007

Hameur Bouazza is a stupid muppet!

It was all going so well. In today's Watford vs Manchester football game, someone scored a goal. Job done.

Then Watford's Hameur Bouazza does something incredibly stupid. He scored a goal and equalised the game. What an idiot! Fortunately, someone else scored another goal two minutes later and the game was going well again.

Didn't he realise that only objective of this game is to finish on time and not delay today's episode of Doctor Who by going into extra time.

As I write this, I still see two teams running around trying to win. Someone should tell Watford that winning is simply unimportant. They should let Machester win and just let the game finish on time.


Wednesday, April 11, 2007


Apparently, I'm Worf. Hurrah!

Which Fantasy/SciFi Character Are You?


Saturday, April 07, 2007

Saving money

I've just renewed my car insurance. The advert said I could save up to £100. In fact, I saved £125.

I'm thinking of suing.

Tuesday, April 03, 2007


According to this website, I'm one of the richest 1% of the world's population.

So how come I don't have my own private jet?