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Thursday, March 03, 2005

A look in the logs (February 2005)

It's a new month, its still snowing, so it must be time for another peek in the server log files for February.

Only three search engines appeared this month. First up is MSN search, who gave you...
additional mood
animated cartoon tree
animated dancing people
animated jokes
animated llamas
baby rolling over
bad ass wrestler
bananas burnt
bermuda triangle reasons
bill bailey love song
bob ricci-she blocked me
candle phobia
Cartoon image keys
cartoon pics of the earth
catch phrases
chalk and chips
cut out carbs after 5
do americans have jelly on thier toast
elektra game
elektra movie
elektra movie play
evil teletubbies
Famous catch phrases
free tungsten t3 games
funny photos regarding pope john paul
funny songs about toast
God, am I going to get my wish?
good news bad news jokes
how do i see if someone has blocked me
how do you use a web cam
i love magical trevor
lip reading games
llama cartoon picture
llama song
magical trevor mp3
magician jokes
motivation used by supermarkets
musical celebrities are more popular than politicians
my first sex with gay
never mind the buzzcocks
no sense of smell sue to flu cold
personal web cam
pics of chocolates
picture of lips
picture of sex conception girl
psion blog
rate adult photos
rate my ass
rate my over 50
resturant toilets
sex diary
swindon schools closed due to snow
the llama song
The plain pub company limited
this morning daytime tv
unrequited love
unrequited love blog love him girlfriend
Waitress adverts
what does mwah mean
whats new pussycat
why don't you?
zombie car advert
(And 62 variations of... free girl Celebrity gay asian mom adult back door home web live sex cam picture pics)

And from Google...
"she blocked me" samb main site
+psion +battery +backup +loose
4300 rd
bob ricci
buying condoms
change condom sizing
chocolate concrete recipe
finding drewmo
magical trevor
mikey georgeson
natasha kaplinski
penguin calls drewmo
richard heathfield
run a zx81 via usb
SHE BLOCKED ME by samb words
smear screen palm tungsten
songs by Burton Ernie
spyware maker
The Incredibly Stupid Diary of Bill psion
The Llama Song by Burton Ernie words
words for SHE BLOCKED me by samb
And one hit from AOL search, looking for "redundacy".

In all, there were 15307 server hits, coming from 923 distinct IP addresses. Here are the top 10 IPs in terms of server hits...
  • At 10 with 135 hits, a Colt France user.
  • At 9 with 144 hits, an Eclipse address.
  • At 8 with 146 hits, a second Eclipse address.
  • At 7 with 154 hits, a third Eclipse address.
  • At 6 with 163 hits, a Bellsouth user on the Atlanta hub.
  • At 5 with 204 hits, a user of Comnet in New Zealand.
  • At 4 with 419 hits, a Comcast user on thier Tennesee hub.
  • At 3 with 521 hits, a fourth Eclipse address.
  • At 2 with 969 hits, a user at Bookham Technologies.
  • Top with 1231 hits, a user at Coventry University.

And what did they ask for? Here are the top 10 most requested files...The most requested file doesn't exist. Oh joy.


  • I can understand some of those search phrases coming through... but... "God, am I going to get my wish?" stands out as a particularly strange one - I have to wonder, whoever got here by that route, did they get their wish - is there any way of knowing?

    If only we knew who all these people were...

    By Blogger M., At 12:34 PM, March 03, 2005  

  • strangely, google thinks that this blog entry has something to do with Iran - three adverts

    1) Iranian Guys & Girls "Conferencing and mingling on the web, looking for dates, romance and fun"

    2) Iranian singles "Meet your perfect match and stay connected"

    3) Smartest Iranian "Meet your friends online and stay connected the smart way"

    Have you ever considered dating Iranians? Is google tapping into some subconcious desire?

    Sometimes I think it just puts a pin into a list and goes "yeah, that's close enough"

    By Anonymous Anonymous, At 12:40 PM, March 03, 2005  

  • So many keywords and somehow, 'Iranians'. The mind boggles. (I imagine 'asian' and 'dating' triggered this one.

    Better than banana-guards, thought leaders and drug testing kits?

    By Blogger Bill P. Godfrey, At 1:17 PM, March 03, 2005  

  • well, it's now added "Iraniun funniest joke contest"...

    I think it's all bonkers. I think everything's bonkers to be honest.

    If you're not bonkers, please let me know. I'd like to be disproved.

    By Blogger M., At 4:22 PM, March 04, 2005  

  • There was this Iranian man who went to an Iranian doctor. He says "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." as he jerked his arm backwards.

    The doctor said "Don't do that then."

    Just like that.

    By Blogger Bill P. Godfrey, At 4:36 PM, March 04, 2005  

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