Bill P. Godfrey et al


Tuesday, July 12, 2005

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Received.: 2005-07-12 03:16:49
Sender...: pinchas@y[snip]o.com
Subject..: Baldness wont work

Dear sir,
    over these past few months I have been attempting to use my baldness that I ordered from you 04/03/05. I have followed the directions on the packet, but I just can't seem to get it working. Please can you help me. I have tried the following;

1) Baldness as a means to world peace.
    following the detailed directions lead me to insult the queen in the appartment above me which in turn caused world war 3
2) Baldness as a speed trap detector device.
    I burnt my head when trying to connect it to the lighter socket in my automobile
3) Baldness as a method of attracting "ladies"
    I had a friend shine a light on my baldness, as directed, but it caused local ships to run aground.
4) Baldness as a space-saving device
    NASA are not interested in my baldness.

Thank you for your time,
yours sincerely
yadda yadda yah.

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